Dubai tax residency: the illusion sold by TikTok and OffshoreCorpTalk gurus

Complete control is an illusion. You can take steps to insulate yourself. Layered steps are better. You cannot fully control the actions of an independent actor. Some Hollywood actor was beaten in a home invasion when the criminals decided to go to a place where people had nice stuff they could steal. Jack Ma was put into a Chinese gulag and had his teeth ripped out despite his wealth. Some digital nomads had their cars burned by a mob in Mexico that was angry over rising rents.

For crime, you can reduce the risk. Stick-fighting is actually the last line of defense. If you are there, then your other layers have failed. Don’t go where criminals congregate. Be aware and cross the street to avoid a group of thugs. Lock the door of your house. When in the US I carry a H&K pistol. Sometimes the criminals come anyway. Sometimes they do their own risk assessment and select easier targets. Sometimes they don’t even realize you exist. They all have different levels of skill and mindset, from the bumbling and tentative to the ruthless and efficient.

The person here who looked at a map and noted the proximity to an unstable Iran and that there were few escape routes from the UAE if the region erupted was proven completely correct. That was smart risk assessment. You can greatly reduce your personal risk by not living there, which everyone here did. It was also fairly easy to see this building up over the past few weeks. However, all of that means little if you were near the US embassy in Oslo the other day. If you are in the UAE, stay away from military targets or areas underneath interception zones. Stay on lower floors of hotels or in one or two floor residential rentals so you can exit easier. Have multiple egress plans from the region. Assess the situation and Iran’s capability to escalate or change the situation. State actors have different abilities and means of power projection, so understand those and the attack surfaces. You’ve just reduced your (current) risk to random bad luck by just that.

Have different residencies, bank accounts, and stores of wealth. Watch global and local events and geopolitics and be aware. Transfer yourself and exposed assets quickly before the problem develops. You’ll still get surprised sometimes as no one is omniscient. If you get put on a list as a sanctioned PEP by the US then you’ll lose most of it (or have little effective ability to use it) anyway.

No one here is living in fortified compounds in fear (maybe?). All here built functional systems, are doing cost versus benefit analysis, and are living their lives. Someone may not see any benefit worth the risk of going into a combat zone. Others may benefit by going there and assess the magnitude of risk as minimal.

Causes and consequences of risk are different. Different causes may have the same effective likelihood and outcome. All the causes in this thread share the commonality that they are generated by independent outside actors and are not fully controllable.
 
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I don't know a single thing about China so I'm not going into that.
Re: Africans at Italian train stations... they're annoying, I hate them too, they're not just in stations, they're everywhere these days.
I don't mind the ones that try to sell you stuff as long as they don't push it too forward.
But usually they are so dumb you can fight them easily if you're aware of the threat, and don't go hugging them like some western women these days usually do.

If they seriously piss you off... sadly they don't obey state law... they live by the law of the jungle.
In case you are in danger: grab a pole, a metal chair, a solid piece of wood, aim at the head when they're not looking at you and they will turn off easily.
Even a guy so out of shape like this knows where their reset button is, look how his friends just left him there and quietly went away like nothing happened 🤣 :

In Italy they say: "A bad trial is better than a good funeral".
I'm not entirely sure of it, I would be on the run for sure after that, Italian justice is crazy... but yeah part of that is still valid.

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You can defend your house from thieves for sure, up to a point, the most dangerous ones aren't Africans...
I know it's very risky to own a flashy villa in northern italy these days or showing off even a little in public (you'll get robbed asap)...

but once shit starts raining from the sky, that place is not exactly heaven too.
I've got no fear, I take my good amount of risk sometimes even when not needed, but I still enjoy my life in this world.
I wouldn't like to die cause some Bedouins™ play with missiles and drones with their neighbors, then they say "sorry it was a mistake", just to send hundreds more a few hours later...
I could understand locals willing to die for that, but I don't believe a single one of these influencers.

<<Since the start of what officials described as Iranian attacks, the UAE has detected:
- 238 ballistic missiles, destroying 221 of them, while 15 fell into the sea and two landed inside the country;
- 1,422 drones had also been detected since the beginning of the attacks, with 1,342 intercepted and 80 falling within UAE territory;
- eight cruise missiles were detected and destroyed.>>


Those are some impressive stats! kudos to UAE for the fireworks show. But what if one day their air defense stops working?
UAE says 4 killed, 112 injured in Iranian attacks since Feb. 28.
I was unofficially told another couple just got killed today while resting in their flat in Abu Dhabi and 12 others wounded.

Small numbers, I know.
But these days there are safer 0% tax places in the world where you could enjoy life and not missiles fireshows...
how can one still stay there? either doesn't have the money to live, has too much skin in the game, or he's faking it till he makes it...

It's all fun and games till the sky starts missing pixels...

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However, I would still prefer to die from a missile than during a nighttime robbery in my villa where I am raped and beaten, perhaps along with my wife and children, and tied up and even defecated on, as usually happens to rich people in northern Italy... and it is not Africans who commit those crimes.
 
However, I would still prefer to die from a missile than during a nighttime robbery in my villa where I am raped and beaten, perhaps along with my wife and children, and tied up and even defecated on, as usually happens to rich people in northern Italy... and it is not Africans who commit those crimes.
The issue is control, not which death sounds worse in a hypothetical scenario. Crime of any kind leaves space to act, to prepare, to defend, to avoid. War removes that layer entirely. No security system or personal preparation changes the trajectory of a missile.
Anyway, Italy is now officially at war against Iran as it has sent a ship to Cyprus and it hosts US bases. And let's not forget that Europe is preparing for war against Russia "by 2030".
There are still many peaceful countries in the world, China being one of them. Just move out of Europe before it's too late, avoid the bedouins and the fanatics. Zero tax is good, but these days remaining alive is a priority.
 

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